April 2012
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March 2012
66 posts
Hey Universe,
what was that for?
get back to me, betch
thanks
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Ya'll gon' make me lose my mind
Up in here
Up in here
My Grandma has had CAPS LOCK TURNED ON FOR OVER A...
I just realized because all of her Facebook posts since February 19th have been in all caps. This whole time I thought she was just really excited about things.
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this weekend
went by too damn fast
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"Let me get you another glass of bitch"
I don’t even wanna be around myself when its “that time of the month.”
Rainy Day
watching Boondock Saints with my cat!
My dad sent me a "care package" in the mail today
the contents of the box:
-2 rolls of scotch tape dispenser refills
-4 pens
-4 blank DVD-Rs
-Vitamins he wants me to try
-an old out-dated calculator
-gummy bears
-sour patch kids
-1 GB flash drive
-4 GB flash drive
-small flash light
-a paper tablet
-2 packs of earbuds
-drawings from his drafting classes in the 80’s (he thinks they’ll help me with my current...
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I'm a gigolo, spending lot's a dough
You can tell the way wide-body, sitting on vogues
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I should be Facebook friends with:
The people who live upstairs. That way I can poke them whenever I can hear them doin’ the nasty…
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Rookie mi-fuckin-stake
Thinking you saved your movie (you spent the past 2 hours editing) like 20 seconds ago - so you close without saving, try to re-open it only to find the changes you’d made had in fact NOT been saved.
*for future reference*
IF you want to cover your ass, you’ll save twice instead of being a cocky little bitch.
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My cat's stomach is making gurgling noises...
it’s like a little factory is living in his belly!
should I be worried?
Nah.
